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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this article, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots – Commentary

So, exactly who is Maleeha Aziz? She testified a little over a week ago at the House Oversight Committee regarding abortion. But who is she?

Well, Aziz self-identifies as an abortion storyteller with We Testify. We Testify is an organization dedicated to the leadership and representation of people who have abortions at the intersection of race, class, and gender identity.

Aziz is also a community organizer for an outfit calling itself “Texas Equal Access Fund.” Her profession is literally advocating for abortion in North Texas.

I suspect that her primary hobby is being an idiot.

Just a bit more than a week ago, Aziz sat before the House Oversight Committee and told them THE most astonishing thing. She told them that As we know, people get pregnant and not just women.” Aziz claims that “people” are being left out of the conversation, are not being given the respect they deserve – a lot of “people” because, apparently, pregnant men are grossly under-represented in the whole abortion debate.

Oh, I know it sounds like crazy talk, and I know it’s hard to believe but it is nonetheless true. It’s what she said. If you don’t believe it, or me, watch this clip and hear it with your own ears.

What makes this so astonishing is that in all of human history, no man has ever been pregnant. In fact, in all of the world of science and biology, no male creature aside from the sea horse has even been pregnant but the liberal Marxist left now wants you to know that “PEOPLE” get pregnant, and not just women.

Sure, there are those who will get technical and tell you that a trans man can get pregnant and they will provide to you links on stories of men giving birth but what they conveniently omit from their online proof links is that those “men” who got pregnant are really not men at all. They’re trans men, which means that they are, in fact, women. In spite of their world of make-believe, they still have all their female plumbing  intact. They have female DNA and despite what you do to yourself chemically, or surgically, you cannot alter your DNA.

You can slap some aluminum siding on an outhouse and call it the Taj Mahal if you want to, but it’s still nothing but a shitter with a basement. It’s a bit like referring to Joe Biden as the president…just a shitter with a basement.

Back to Aziz for a moment.

She has a daughter, but brags about having two abortions. The first was after she had been sexually assaulted, so that one I can excuse but it would have been a better idea in my opinion to have put that child up for adoption. It’s the second abortion that has me really puzzled. Aziz claims that she was suffering from Hyperemesis gravidarum, a medical term for severe vomiting and nausea. In other words, morning sickness ramped up a few notches.

She said it was a “a debilitating condition causing extreme dehydration and the inability to function.” Aziz went on to talk about her then 13 month old daughter and said, “I was not willing to miss out on her childhood and I knew I wanted another abortion.” To be clear, while in very rare cases the condition can be quite serious, Hyperemesis gravidarum usually ONLY presents itself during the first trimester, which means for the last 2/3 of her pregnancy she would not be affected, it IS treatable in a variety of ways, and it does NOT threaten the life of the mother OR the baby. All of that boils down to Aziz having that second abortion so that she wouldn’t be uncomfortable or annoyed by being pregnant for three months.

Aziz went on to state that her second abortion was a “pleasant experience,” and after it was over, she and her husband “flushed the embryo down the toilet.”

That’s where we are in this country today. We have a self-described “abortion story-teller” testifying before a congressional committee who is proud of aborting a second child out of a sense of being annoyed by being pregnant who believes that “PEOPLE” and not just women can get pregnant. THAT is what being “WOKE” is. THAT is the liberal Marxist utopia they are demanding for EVERYBODY, but I was struck by a few simple facts.

First, not a single abortion activist, not one single abortion story-teller, not one has ever been aborted. They are here, breathing our air and walking amongst us but for the simple fact that THEIR mothers did NOT abort THEM and put up with the inconvenience of carrying them to full term.

Second, their idiocy is not genetic, at least not from their mother’s end of the gene pool. They had to LEARN that level of abject stupidity and they had to marinate in it until they reeked of it enough to go about trying to indoctrinate others in their absurd mindset.

And third, because such idiocy IS learned, guess what it is that the liberal Marxist morons want to teach YOUR children.

They want to start in kindergarten and keep the stupid coming at your children until they have graduated from an asylum of higher indoctrination. At the age of five years, they will start telling your kids than men can have babies. They will indoctrinate your children to believe that men have a cervix, ovaries and have a menstrual cycle. They will indoctrinate your children to believe that their gender is whatever THEY want it to be (they have 57 different liberal Marxist “woke” choices) and they will indoctrinate your children to ostracize ANYONE who disagrees with their special assessment of scientific fiction.

“PEOPLE” can pretend to be whatever they want to pretend to be, but that doesn’t make their make-believe into a reality. You can put lipstick on a pig but that doesn’t make it Rashida Tliab and while the jury is still out on that analogy, I think you get my point.

Abortion is but one subject matter, and the liberal Marxist loons are hell bent on indoctrinating all sorts of things to our nation’s children. They want kids to believe that the best way to combat racism is by being a complete racist. It wasn’t all that long ago that segregation was a mortal sin, but today, we see colleges holding separate graduation ceremonies for black students. We hear of K-12 schools and colleges demanding a different grading structure for black students because, you know, white privilege.

Our kids today are being indoctrinated to believe that illegal aliens are U.S. citizens, and that while AMERICAN citizens have to be vaccinated and carry papers proving they’re vaccinated, those illegal aliens are the chosen class and don’t need no stinkin’ jabs OR papers.

Our children are being indoctrinated to believe ALL cops are inherently evil, that common drug addicted street thugs and criminals are heroes, that the government is supposed to care from them from the womb to the tomb and that everybody owes them something.

Two plus two can equal 5, or 13, or whatever you want it to be because requiring the correct answer of four is just too hard on a kid’s fragile self-esteem. You can’t give a kid a failing grade lest you damage that kid beyond repair so our system of indoctrination is churning out dolts rather than honor students.

Our kids today are being indoctrinated to believe that they are owed a living wage for flipping burgers, and to put a finer point on it, they’re being indoctrinated to believe that they can earn more sponging off the unemployment system than they can being employed.

For a moment, forget about the kids and realize that today’s liberal Marxists are trying to indoctrinate YOU into believing 3.5 TRILLION dollar socialist spending spree that allocates BILLIONS for TREE EQUITY is going to cost ZERO dollars. They also want you to believe that they can pay for that absurd spree by only soaking the rich. In fact, a couple of weeks ago, Jen “Circle Back” Psaki, a special example of a supreme idiot said that it’s unfair and absurd that companies would raise costs to consumers just because their taxes get raised.

It’s called CAPITALISM you elitist communist sow.

Last week, so-called “Dr.” Fauci said it’s too early to know if we’re going to be able to celebrate Christmas, and they expect YOU to seek PERMISSION from that quack. I suspect even garden variety liberals, who on any given day don their gay apparel are about to tell Fauci to hold their collective egg nog and “watch this.”

Literally, there are hundreds of examples of liberals Marxists citing false information as fact in the attempt to dumb down America to the level of potted plants because liberal Marxists are nuttier than a truck load of squirrel turds, but the next time one tries to tell you that “people can get pregnant, and not just women,” your best retort is simple…

People aren’t seahorses.

You’re welcome.

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